that's an acceptable place to lick
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
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