what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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