Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
4 words: hood of his car
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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