Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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