Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
