Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
either way he was missing a nipple.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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