i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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