i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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