Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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