went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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