Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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