i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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