Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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