Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
