Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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