but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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