Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I have tasted many bathrooms
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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