So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Found the puke drawer
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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