So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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