She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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