sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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