i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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