alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just sucked dick on a ferry
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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