For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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