Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Still dying that you shit outside
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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