I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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