am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
