You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
North Korea, Best Korea!
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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