im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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