if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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