lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
