This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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