Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
there was a trapeze. enough said
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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