Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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