Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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