if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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