Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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