Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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