Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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