yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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