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(714): View more from California

im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF

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(520): View more from Arizona

please come you make the beer taste better

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(770): View more from Georgia

At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Its gonna be a symphony of fucks

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(931): View more from Tennessee

So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...

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(303): View more from Colorado

That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?

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(207): View more from Maine

No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.

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(614): View more from Ohio

got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.

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