Having a random hookup so left but love u
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
How external is "for external use only"?
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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