yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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