those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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