I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Randomize
