he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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