After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Randomize
