week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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