I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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