Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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