I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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