there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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