She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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