You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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