I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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