Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
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