That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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